A. P. Herbert

Quotes

• “A dull speaker like a plain woman is credited with all the virtues for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattr...”
• “Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude ...”
• “The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be ad...”
• “The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.”