'Allo 'Allo!

Quotes

• “Ze flashing knobs, ze flashing knobs!! (in later seasons, Leclerc often comes out from the bedclothes)”
• “Edith! Yvette! Maria/Mimi! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?”
• “Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")”
• “I love you, I love you! (running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum)”
• “René! What are you doing, holding that poor servant-girl in your arms?”
• “John Louis Mansi - Bobby Cedric Von Smallhousen(also from the Gestapo)”
• “tler! (pronouncing only the last third of "Heil Hitler!")”
• “Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style.”
• “[at the top of her voice] GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!”
• “Leclerc: It is I, Leclerc, man of a thousand faces!”
• “Kirsten Cooke - Michelle Dubois from the Resistance”
• “Nicholas Frankau - British airman Bumbley Carstairs”
• “Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.”
• “Flick ze Gestapo... no, I said FLICK ze Gestapo!”
• “Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)”
• “Hilary Minster - General Erich Von Klinkerhoffen”
• “(To Madame Fanny) Shut up, you (silly) old bat.”
• “Kenneth Connor - Monsieur Alphonse (undertaker)”
• “Richard Gibson - Herr Otto Flick of the Gestapo”
• “John D. Collins - British airman Gavin Fairfax”
• “You vill dress as a woman of the opposite sex”
• “Gavin Richards - Captain Alberto Bertorelli”
• “René! What are you doing with that woman?”
• “Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand”
• “My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom”
• “Give me my powerful Gestapo binoculars.”
• “Kim Hartman - Pvt./LCpl. Helga Geerhart”
• “Hello! (when they come out of hiding)”
• “Vicki Michelle - Yvette Carte-Blanche”
• “Richard Marner - Col. Kurt von Strohm”
• “Ze small hearse with ze small horse.”
• “Francesca Gonshaw - Maria Recamier”
• “Arthur Bostrom - Officer Crabtree”
• “Robin Parkinson - Ernest LeClerc”
• “Sam Kelly - Captain Hans Geering”
• “I have a massage from Michelle.”
• “Carmen Silvera - Edith Artois”
• “Guy Siner - Lt. Hubert Gruber”
• “(To Edith) You stupid woman!”
• “I was pissing by the door...”
• “René: All of them the same.”
• “Can you do nothing right?!”
• “What-a mistake-a to make-a”
• “Ow are you getting on, ey?”
• “Gorden Kaye - René Artois”
• “Jack Haig - Roger LeClerc”
• “Ohhh... my dicky ticker!”
• “Rose Hill - Fanny La Fan”
• “Sue Hodge - Mimi Labonq”
• “Take off your clothes.”