Amy Holder

Quotes

• “In my opinion, the person who created the torture device called gym class should be clobbered with an enormous frozen cu...”
• “My secret world of bosom sculpting is crashing down around me. I’m destined for bra-stuffing rehab in a distant boobicus...”
• “I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself...and...”
• “Nancy Herman, my new gym partner and locker neighbor, puts her hand on my shoulder and whispers, "Don't worry April. I h...”
• “Everyone knows he's crazier than a shaved mule in a toboggan race.”