Andy Weir, The Martian

Quotes

• “Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So ...”
• “Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining per...”
• “I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.”
• “If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.”
• “As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.”
• “WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).”