B. Justin Shier

Quotes

• “I spilled my cup of coffee straight onto my crotch. Superior heat retention has its drawbacks. I grimaced as the scaldin...”
• “I am aware that humans believe they are the sole owners of this curse, but all creatures love, Dieter. Love is our one s...”
• “I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over furnit...”