Bauvard, Some Inspiration For The Overenthusiastic

Quotes

• “The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bo...”
• “I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’...”
• “People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that g...”
• “Bachelorhood: all the fun of married life and more prosperity, leaving lots of descendants to boast of their father’s me...”
• “I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading found...”
• “Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two third...”
• “Husband: a man with hopes of being a lover who settles for being a provider, causing his wife to grow suspicious of her ...”
• “When you loathe yourself, a true friend will respect your honesty. And if you’ve been fortunate in life, he will probabl...”
• “The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out o...”
• “Love leads people to become lost in their own feelings and ignore the world, so it’s no surprise their love for the worl...”
• “I hope people of the future will remember my books for being burned, and I challenge an elite few to imagine the embers ...”
• “If you're a nobody, just imagine a lot of celebrities are in love with you. Narcissism is the best cure for attention de...”
• “A man wrapped up in himself always suffocates. But his loved ones will forever hold in their hearts the memory of that C...”
• “I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival kno...”
• “Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect.”
• “Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude.”
• “I admire Shakespeare enormously. But since I can’t be him, I’m glad that his marriage was unhappy and he’s dead.”
• “Love your wife, your servant and your enemy equally, and file her credit card bills under the ‘enemy’ folder.”
• “Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers.”
• “A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny.”
• “People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.”
• “Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?”
• “The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.”
• “Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.”
• “If I weren’t too proud, I’d boast of my exaggerated opinion of myself.”
• “Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note”
• “Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.”