Benjamin R. Smith

Quotes

• “In some literature, I’ve read, weather is used as a metaphor. The darker and stormier the weather outside the more diabo...”
• “Several things ran through my head as I watched this silent ballet: First, I was running low on pears, my favorite morni...”
• “After a good roll in the hay, when he’s all peaceful and serene and he hasn’t a worry or a care in the world, and the eu...”
• “It's a big spooky place when you're in it alone. It's like you can hear all the whispers of all the voices of all the ac...”
• “Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on th...”
• “I’m sure the ‘I wouldn’t fuck a murder conspirator’ argument wins over many an internal affairs review board. Bring him ...”
• “Nice dress,” Victoria said.“Thank you,” Perpetua said. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?”Victoria blinked. ...”
• “Madness doesn’t get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself off.”
• “The Angel of Death is always a young person, or a group of young people, you'll begin seeing them left and right soon.”
• “I haven’t got time for a love life and that’s usually frustrating to the would-be lovers. Care to make a run for it?”
• “I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god...What fools these mortals be.”
• “Human’s aren’t concerned with reality, merely their perceptions of it.”
• “Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.”
• “Don't you read the statistics? Guns are unisex these days.”
• “I’m going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!”