Bill Cosby

Quotes

• “Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was...”
• “Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use o...”
• “Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five chil...”
• “Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how pain...”
• “No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about t...”
• “George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out...”
• “You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can surviv...”
• “And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.”
• “In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.”
• “I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.”
• “There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
• “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
• “A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.”
• “gray hair is gods graffiti”