Bill Hicks

Quotes

• “I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a fiel...”
• “Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the sta...”
• “Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one c...”
• “Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is ...”
• “They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you n...”
• “The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brou...”
• “I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're ...”
• “I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat"bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.”
• “We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”
• “It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”
• “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
• “Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.”