Bill Maher

Quotes

• “Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
• “I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
• “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”
• “The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.”
• “I think religion is a neurological disorder.”