Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin And Hobbes

Quotes

• “Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rathe...”
• “Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize you...”
• “I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
• “Reality continues to ruin my life.”