Charles M. Schulz

Quotes

• “This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can ...”
• “Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let ever...”
• “Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will rec...”
• “Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice...”
• “Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take mor...”
• “Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to ...”
• “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancem...”
• “I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong build...”
• “I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.”
• “Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”
• “Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
• “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
• “Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”
• “Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”
• “I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”
• “Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.”
• “That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....”
• “That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.”
• “What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?”
• “A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.”
• “In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.”
• “I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.”
• “I'm dying and all I hear are insults!”
• “Happiness is a warm puppy.”