Charles M. Schulz

Quotes

• “I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think i...”
• “Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit o...”
• “I think we place the wrong emphasis upon examples, that we're treading on very weak ground when we set ourselves up as e...”
• “Charlie Brown: A penny! Rats! Why couldn't I have found a nickel? What good is a penny these days? Why do things like th...”
• “You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for hims...”
• “Life is just too much for me. I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we'r...”
• “Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voic...”
• “Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to ...”
• “I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than l...”
• “All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter w...”
• “Patty: I'll be the good guy.Shermy: I'll be the bad guy.Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?Charlie Brown: I'...”
• “I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fru...”
• “If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to...”
• “Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on but yourself!""Maybe I...”
• “How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far fr...”
• “Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel ...”
• “Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel ...”
• “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a ...”
• “My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing righ...”
• “Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?”
• “Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...”
• “Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.”
• “I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”
• “Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
• “That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.”
• “Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”
• “There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!”
• “I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.”
• “I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”
• “Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!”
• “I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.”
• “Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.”
• “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
• “Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.”
• “Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.”
• “If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!”
• “I love mankind it's people I can't stand.”
• “She nibbles her pencil... She's human!”
• “My mind reels with sarcastic replies!”
• “Happiness is loving your enemies.”