Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life: A Collection Of One-night Stands

Quotes

• “My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to re...”
• “My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole b...”
• “There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.”