Conan O'brien

Quotes

• “All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for ...”
• “It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique. It's not easy, but if yo...”
• “A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of t...”
• “If you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen.”
• “When all else fails, there's always delusion.”
• “Applaud my idiocy.”