Craig Ferguson

Quotes

• “I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it we...”
• “Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.”
• “People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”
• “You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.”
• “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”
• “I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”