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Craig Ferguson
6 quotes
Quotes
- “I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it we...”
- “Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.”
- “People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.”
- “You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.”
- “I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.”
- “I realized women and humor were linked very closely.”