Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right

Quotes

• “After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?"I turned my back...”
• “I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capaci...”
• “Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to belie...”
• “Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt”
• “I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”
• “I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”
• “You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt”