David C. Holley

Quotes

• “The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing worl...”
• “Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a moth...”
• “If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includ...”
• “Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassinat...”
• “There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood flo...”
• “Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.”