David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day

Quotes

• “When asked "What do we need to learn this for?"any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the su...”
• “At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket ...”
• “I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take i...”
• “but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.”
• “Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”
• “The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.”
• “If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.”