David Sedaris

Quotes

• “My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of pe...”
• “When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people ...”
• “I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met...”
• “The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.”
• “A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.”
• “All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.”
• “Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.”