David Walliams

Quotes

• “I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for...”
• “I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always ri...”
• “I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I...”
• “I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Da...”
• “My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."Suddenly there was quie...”
• “I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins, and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about shar...”
• “Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even ...”