Demetri Martin

Quotes

• “My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy ...”
• “Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But...”
• “I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you're really making a decision about your behavior for the ...”
• “I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in...”