Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

Quotes

• “I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You...”
• “My love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathwa...”
• “There's life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and Geor...”
• “Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”