Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

Quotes

• “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it wil...”
• “To Trin Tragula's horror, the shock completely annihilated her brain; but to his satisfaction he realized that he had pr...”
• “The first ten million years were the worst,"said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The...”
• “But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment."I've seen it. It's rubbish,"said Zaphod,"nothing but ...”
• “The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the Q letter into a privet bush, bu...”
• “The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely rega...”
• “If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”
• “To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.”