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Ellen Degeneres
17 quotes
Quotes
- “If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that st...”
- “Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a ...”
- “Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers arou...”
- “While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoeve...”
- “I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go...”
- “I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think ...”
- “For some reason, we can't just enjoy somebody else's success. Somehow, that's going to affect us. If they have more, the...”
- “Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that t...”
- “I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That'...”
- “My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the ...”
- “You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it'...”
- “I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”
- “One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”
- “Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.”
- “Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”
- “I would love for the world to be happier.”
- “Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”