Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

Quotes

• “Who are you?"he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for ...”
• “Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa,"intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, for...”
• “I bet,"said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small ...”
• “I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet....”
• “Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”
• “The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”