Eoin Colfer

Quotes

• “Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."Myles: "In Paris."Artemis: "Yes, Par...”
• “Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, ...”
• “Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well,...”
• “Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.”