Erma Bombeck

Quotes

• “It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed Mo...”
• “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could...”
• “When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could...”
• “When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?"it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no....”
• “There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
• “Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
• “Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”
• “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.”
• “A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”
• “I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
• “When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
• “Housework can kill you if done right.”