Fran Lebowitz

Quotes

• “Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation ...”
• “You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people wil...”
• “The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted...”
• “There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.”
• “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.”
• “Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.”
• “Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”