Frank Zappa

Quotes

• “The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of kn...”
• “Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom ...”
• “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or som...”
• “Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that m...”
• “My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a churc...”
• “Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?”
• “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
• “I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.”
• “There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.”
• “Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
• “Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.”
• “So many books, so little time.”