Fred Barnett

Quotes

• “Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." — Bats 2015”
• “They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015”
• “You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015”