Garrison Keillor

Quotes

• “The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait f...”
• “Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because th...”
• “A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the b...”
• “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car...”
• “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
• “I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.”
• “A book is a gift you can open again and again.”
• “When in doubt, look intelligent.”