Greg Behrendt

Quotes

• “I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used b...”
• “We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection fi...”
• “First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need ...”
• “Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)”