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Groucho Marx
25 quotes
Quotes
- “Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take ...”
- “Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take ...”
- “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read ...”
- “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wif...”
- “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying,...”
- “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong reme...”
- “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”
- “We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.”
- “Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.”
- “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
- “Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”
- “The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
- “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.”
- “If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
- “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
- “Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
- “Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”
- “Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]”
- “Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
- “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
- “A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
- “Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.”
- “Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
- “Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
- “Humor is reason gone mad.”