Ian McClellan

Quotes

• “I always hear parents talking about how outraged they are because their kid saw a boob or something like that on TV. I n...”
• “I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?" I ...”
• “Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter. "Welcome to America," he said, "where even our zombie epidemic...”