J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

Quotes

• “There are two kinds of people in the world: those who say, "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who say th...”
• “I choose to believe in an afterlife only because it is too horrible to believe that such a cool stud as myself could be ...”
• “[when asked if he was interested in discovering what was behind the Veil of Illusion] HELL no! I'm interested in what's ...”
• “If humor is based on the misfortune of others, then I suppose you might call me the greatest comedian of all time.”
• “There IS no God - but if you're any kind of real American, you'll demand that He treat you as an EQUAL.”
• “SubGenius newsgroups: [news://alt.slack alt.slack] and [news://alt.binaries.slack alt.binaries.slack]”
• “You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.”
• “Just because some jackass is an atheist doesn't mean that his prophets and gods are any less false.”
• “If you have no Pipe I will give you one; if you do not, I will take it away from you.”
• “I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.”
• “NensloPalooza Rants and prophesies of Nenslo, an alleged SubGenius deity”
• “Quivering Brain — Site of church co-founder Dr. Philo Drummond”
• “Ongoing religious feuds between the Holocaustalsand the Ivangelicals”
• “Do What Keepeth Thou from Wilting Shall Be the Loophole of The Law.”
• “The Hour of Slack — The radio show hosted by Rev. Ivan Stang”
• “This "Church of the SubGenius" is the best scam I ever pulled.”
• “[on capital punishment] Forgive them first... then kill them.”
• “The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is.”
• “Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal.”
• “Don't forgive them, for they know exactly what they do.”
• “Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!”
• “Give me (Slack, food, money, a job, etc.), or KILL ME!”
• “Pull off your pants and roll in your own mistakes.”
• “They may be Pink, but their money's still green!”
• “In My Father's Midway Are Many Bumper Car Rides.”
• “Too much" is always better than not enough.”
• “Relax in the safety of your own delusions.”
• “You'll PAY to know what you really think.”
• “I always lie . . . and I'm always right.”
• “I'd rather be lucky than good any day.”
• “Rachel Bevilacqua legal custody case”
• “Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.”
• “Pull the wool over your own eyes.”
• “The SubGenius must have Slack.”
• “I am the global village idiot!”
• “Official SubGenius home page”
• “SubGenius videos on YouTube”
• “Everyone here is stupid.”
• “Classic subgenius Rants”
• “SubGenius IRC Chat”