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J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
40 quotes
Quotes
- “There are two kinds of people in the world: those who say, "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who say th...”
- “I choose to believe in an afterlife only because it is too horrible to believe that such a cool stud as myself could be ...”
- “[when asked if he was interested in discovering what was behind the Veil of Illusion] HELL no! I'm interested in what's ...”
- “If humor is based on the misfortune of others, then I suppose you might call me the greatest comedian of all time.”
- “There IS no God - but if you're any kind of real American, you'll demand that He treat you as an EQUAL.”
- “SubGenius newsgroups: [news://alt.slack alt.slack] and [news://alt.binaries.slack alt.binaries.slack]”
- “You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.”
- “Just because some jackass is an atheist doesn't mean that his prophets and gods are any less false.”
- “If you have no Pipe I will give you one; if you do not, I will take it away from you.”
- “I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.”
- “NensloPalooza Rants and prophesies of Nenslo, an alleged SubGenius deity”
- “Quivering Brain — Site of church co-founder Dr. Philo Drummond”
- “Ongoing religious feuds between the Holocaustalsand the Ivangelicals”
- “Do What Keepeth Thou from Wilting Shall Be the Loophole of The Law.”
- “The Hour of Slack — The radio show hosted by Rev. Ivan Stang”
- “This "Church of the SubGenius" is the best scam I ever pulled.”
- “[on capital punishment] Forgive them first... then kill them.”
- “The stupider it looks, the more important it probably is.”
- “Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal.”
- “Don't forgive them, for they know exactly what they do.”
- “Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!”
- “Give me (Slack, food, money, a job, etc.), or KILL ME!”
- “Pull off your pants and roll in your own mistakes.”
- “They may be Pink, but their money's still green!”
- “In My Father's Midway Are Many Bumper Car Rides.”
- “Too much" is always better than not enough.”
- “Relax in the safety of your own delusions.”
- “You'll PAY to know what you really think.”
- “I always lie . . . and I'm always right.”
- “I'd rather be lucky than good any day.”
- “Rachel Bevilacqua legal custody case”
- “Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.”
- “Pull the wool over your own eyes.”
- “The SubGenius must have Slack.”
- “I am the global village idiot!”
- “Official SubGenius home page”
- “SubGenius videos on YouTube”
- “Everyone here is stupid.”
- “Classic subgenius Rants”
- “SubGenius IRC Chat”