J. B. Smoove

Quotes

• “When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope to do something, th...”
• “I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone I...”
• “I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnab...”
• “I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do a comedy show...”
• “My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.”