J.A. Konrath

Quotes

• “Sir, this lane is for ten items or less. I’m counting thirteen items in your cart, including that hemorrhoid cream. And ...”
• “Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough ti change. If you want things to go your way, being smart and being strong a...”
• “I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the...”
• “Some people are born with a fire inside them. The will to succeed. It isn’t a learned behavior. It’s just some unknown b...”
• “There's a word for an author who doesn't give up... published.”