J.A. Saare

Quotes

• “Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly. I was sitting across from a person who enjoyed talking to dead people, and i...”
• “Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to ...”
• “Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment," I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. "Why don't you an...”
• “Rhiannon's Law #14: There is a reason the truth hurts. When you cease to feel the sting, it means you've stopped caring....”
• “Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liabl...”