J.R. Rain

Quotes

• “I have fourteen black wives an' one white, de chiefest one. I would sure enough shoo her away dis minute if you tek her ...”
• “My first thought was that a tornado had somehow picked me up and carried me off, like in the Wizard of Oz. No old witche...”
• “Tell me, Mrs. Moon, will your need for sustenance trouble you on this excursion? How often do you need to feed?" I could...”
• “Was I altering the 'space-time continuum' or whatever they called it in time travel movies, just by existing right now? ...”
• “I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by an evil vampire.....”
• “You'll be in good hands with the colonel, you'll see."The colonel? Okay, I was obviously stuck in a Gone With the Wind t...”
• “I guess us folks in California are kind of straitlaced and old-fashioned."Hahaha, I thought on the way downstairs. I nev...”
• “I put the carpetbag on a ledge, and then, hanging upside down by my razor-clawed feet, slept until sunset. A first for m...”
• “All that Anne Rice crap is true, I thought on my way out the door; New Orleans really does have a vampire problem.Beside...”
• “Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman”