Jacquelyn Ayres

Quotes

• “She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch!" I can hear ...”
• “Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman "I love you" for the ...”
• “Find your fucking balls, Mitch, and reattach them!”