James Patterson

Quotes

• “If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representati...”
• “Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some...”
• “Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!'Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't car...”
• “You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”
• “A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”
• “At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.”
• “It's been said that love finds you when you're ready.”
• “Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”
• “They call me, The Sharkalator”