James R. Tuck

Quotes

• “Women already come equipped with a core of steel fiber strength, depths of resolve a man cannot comprehend. It’s not the...”
• “If you're dealing with a pack of werewolves I'll jump in without hesitation, but I was not getting in the middle of a pa...”
• “I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you ...”
• “And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.”