Jane Emery

Quotes

• “Are you delusional Sonya? Your Robert may not seem to be going through a crisis because he's secretly banging his secret...”
• “He has one hand over her mound and works his fingers as if he was playing guitar, making beautiful music with her tiny b...”
• “Why eat the same cereal every morning when you can get the milk for free" kind of ladies. I have always looked at it as ...”
• “He brings you gifts to cover his own ass. He gives you a shiny trinket and you forget that he's a couple hours late and ...”
• “Fuck that guy, there's more than one man in an ocean of fish”