Janet Evanovich

Quotes

• “[Ranger] "How's your mental health?"he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled.""I have a cure."Oh, boy.He...”
• “Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicio...”
• “I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they...”
• “Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please,"he said.Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please."I wasn't used ...”
• “You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humo...”
• “Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off,"he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”
• “Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”
• “We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.”
• “Nice dress. Take it off.”