Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

Quotes

• “I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemize it into gold, and use a mixture of scie...”
• “Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the com...”
• “The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content...”
• “I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)”
• “My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets.”
• “I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools.”
• “I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”
• “Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.”
• “Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”
• “Lie to me. Just to console my soul.”