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Jarod Kintz, A Zebra Is The Piano Of The Animal Kingdom
10 quotes
Quotes
- “Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me and some scientists will have sucked them o...”
- “When I’m feeling down, I make myself a big bowl of Up Soup. The bowl only looks empty, but in reality it’s full of hope....”
- “Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t hav...”
- “Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the powe...”
- “Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now all I’m left with is this yummy taco.”
- “How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.”
- “A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats.”
- “I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know.”
- “I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!”
- “I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope.”