Jarod Kintz, American Association For The Advancement Of Aardvarks Presents: Dear Natalie

Quotes

• “The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rol...”
• “If you want to know my story, you have to go back to the beginning. Not the beginning-beginning, but about nine months l...”
• “Yesterday I saved a baby, a boy, a man, and an old man from death, and all by simply not impregnating anybody. But I don...”
• “Today is your special day, even if today might be tomorrow to an Australian. And even though you’re not Australian, it d...”
• “And as Voltaire, one of our nation’s Founding Fathers, once said, “I do not agree with what you have to say, but at your...”
• “With faith the size of a mustard seed, you can indeed move a mountain, but you can hardly be expected to garnish your sa...”
• “If we spoke with our ears, and listened through our mouth, then a kiss might be the most romantic sound in the world.”