Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

Quotes

• “Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And a...”
• “If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d proba...”
• “Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the c...”
• “Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water an...”
• “Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, ...”
• “I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards re...”
• “If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be usi...”
• “I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.”
• “Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.”
• “In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench.”
• “Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.”
• “The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup.”
• “My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.”