Jarod Kintz, How To Construct A Coffin With Six Karate Chops

Quotes

• “My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-de...”
• “The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of all the luxury items you’re going to buy on...”
• “Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot more emeaglibop.”
• “To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to not change his mind, I blew out his brains.”
• “There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants.”
• “I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air.”